i wanna feel infinite

Got her daddys tongue and temper. Sometimes her mouth could use a filter. God shook his head the day he built her. Oh, but I bet he smiled.

unicornbl000d:

Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.

I think I’m onto something here.

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xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

(via stayy0ungandwild)

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.

—Calvin and Hobbes (via suspend)

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manual:

Hey I’m Harrison and I own the blog manual. I love meeting new people so come send me a message <3 I’m also trying to follow back similar blogs so message me and I’ll check out your blog c:

manual:

Hey I’m Harrison and I own the blog manual. I love meeting new people so come send me a message <3 I’m also trying to follow back similar blogs so message me and I’ll check out your blog c:

(via kaliforhnia)

When somebody makes you laugh when you’re sad, that’s the most enjoyable laugh you’ll ever experience.

IT by Alexa Chung  (via gnarly)

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zonation:

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penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

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